Sunday, August 5, 2007

Tour de Lance

Stop making real men look bad morons.

As we all know by now, everyone has been cheating, and getting caught. Morons! This gives the tour a bad name, and some idiots have even suggested Armstrong was cheating too.
Lets get this straight aholes, the mass cheating started AFTER Lance left. EPO did not exist before, this is a fact! Shut up.

Pussies like Lars "Brattwürst" Ullrich, didn`t have what it takes and like everyone else outside the U.S. of an A. He resorted to sticking needles up his arse.

Now. I don`t understand how people can be so ignorant and not submit to this fact. As a reminder I`ll show you some secret footage from the T-Mobbail training camp, when Lard Ullrich still were allowed to compete.

Above: American Idiol Lance Armstrong



Above: Oh no Lard Ullrich, it must be really hard to cycle all the way to MiccieD to pick up another XXL Happy Meal.

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