The story behind this historical union is one that certainly will raise your eye-brown or some other part of your body. Cut right from the pressrelase, no buts or bits ... right to the bone of it:"Arse`n Ham - the club was created during this years pride festival, when chairmen of both clubs happened to be on the same discobus, it was love at first sight."
We got a word with former Arsenal coach, Assene Wanker, and now as it seems headcoach to the new club Arse'n Ham Hotguns.
"I'm enthusiastic and very proud to be a part of this historical event. Come on ... just take a look at our new uniforms ... all in my favourite color pink. What a team I will be working with. The amount of money who I alone will manage over, oh my God. This is a glorious day and I give that old fart Sir Anal Faguerson my dearest finger up in his brown eye. I´m going to fuck you so hard so your ass will turn as red as your nose."
Someone is exciting I guess. I have tried to get some response from the hardcore fans at Arsenal or Tottenham, but they all seem to be in some kind of paralyzed condition. In the time of Pride we got some response from the ordinary Brittish Pride man. This is what they say:
"We are so happy. At last we can find a team we can relate to. With this important marriaged it feels like this new football club just take a stand for all the Brittish men who stands in the corner of every bar, waiting ... watching ... just to get a short glance of Beckhams thighs, Henrys ankles, Gerrards buttom ... we will give them a team to measure up to every gaymens anticipation. Arse`n Ham will not just be the top football club in London we will also be the a club available for everyone with a little more finess then average."
Well I guess that summons it all. We can only hope that the fans from Arsenal and Tottenham can live side by side when the seasons starts.
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