Elton John wants to shut down internet

Elton John wants to shut down internet at least for five years he says. The reason is, accordingly to Elton John, that people around the world are sitting on their fat asses and writing in blogs when they can use their asses for a much more enjoyable purpose.

Well, we think he has a hidden agenda. To get rid off all embarassing pictures on the internet.


What' s next ... melting all cd:s and dvd:s ? Hello Elton John ... how much we even want to erase you from the planet and history ... we just can't. What we can do is to give you this weeks award for the most "cock sucking prick idiot wanker idea". You can get the prize behind the anal trap.