This morning sad news came from Mogadishu (a country or city in Africa). Locals today woke up to what seems to have been a bloodbath during the night. There have been raids against villages and nearby farms.
The culprit? A gang of mad Orangutans.Animal Watch organizations have for a while now, warned about the low availability of Blood Orange, which is the Orangutans normal source of food. The primates eat this citrus so much, it is the reason for their characterizing orange fur.
It seems that the apes discovered they could eat man flesh instead, and so the shit hit the fan.
Disturbing images have been pouring in all day, the worst of them all, this one of a visiting Norwegian politician. The bloodthirsty Orangutan used him as a trofe hat, not unlike our own David Crockett, who used to thread beaver rectums onto his head.
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